I’ve sung some songs that were lame
I’ve slept with girls on the game
I’ve got my Catholic shame

Lord I’m in purgatory
Basically, it’s all come on top for me
I wasn’t me when we met

You haven’t lost my respect
I’m here to serve and protect
What shade of insanity

Keeps leading you back to me
So put your hands across the water
Mushroom

Monsoon
Come soon
Don’t wanna piss on your parade

I’m here to make money and get laid
Yeah I’m a star but I’ll fade
If you ain’t sticking your knives in me

You will be eventually
To all you Sharon’s and Michelle’s
With all your tales to sell

Save your meat money well
I’m glad that spending a night with me
Guaranteed you celebrity

And I can’t talk in a crowd
When I’m alone I’m too loud
You’ve done your daddy’s proud

Thank you for keeping me company
You’ve all been so nice to me
So put your hands across the water

Mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon

Oh Lor’, I feel nothing
I know much smarter men never got this far
I’ve got so many regrets

I smoked too many cigarettes
I’ve had more blondes than brunettes
I’m not expecting your sympathy

But it’s all been too much for me
So put your hands across the water
Mushroom

Monsoon
Come soon
So put your hands across the water

Mushroom
Monsoon
Come soon